Fried Ice Cream (crab cakes)

By forgetid

Ingredients

• Looks like: Crab Cakes
• Cut two individual-size 4-ounce cartons of vanilla ice cream in half crosswise to make 4 disks; freeze 30 minutes. Pulse 2 cups white bread cubes and 2 cups shredded coconut in a food processor, then

Preparation

Step 1

For the April Fool's Tartar Sauce: Pistachio-White Chocolate Sauce:
Looks like: Tartar Sauce
Microwave 1/4 cup heavy cream, 4 ounces chopped white chocolate, 2 tablespoons butter, 2 tablespoons rum, the grated zest of 1/2 lime and 1/2 orange, and 2 tablespoons chopped pistachios at 50 percent power, 1 minute. Whisk until creamy, then let cool.