Drunk Treats (Adults)

By Hklbrries

It's important to note that these are not simply treats you enjoy while drunk, but rather treats that will make you drunk. Yeah!

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First off, boozi gummi bears. Take a large-ish container with a lid, dump some gummi bears (or worms, it that's your thing) in there, and add enough vodka to submerge them, cover, then stick it in your freezer. Wait anxiously for 2 to 3 days, then consumer responsibly (ha!).

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If you're on a whole-foods diet, or some junk, but still want to get toasted off food, why not give the ol' booze melon a whirl? This classic drunk treat has been getting your parents drunk at potlucks for decades, but it's time you get a taste. Just take a melon (usually seedless watermelon) and use a knife to cut a circular hole down into the melon, making a "plug." Remove the plug and use a funnel to pour vodka into the melon until it can hold no more. Replace the plug, and let this bad boy gestate in your fridge for a day or two. Then do what you do best.

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If you want to get more complex, Gizmodo.com has a recipe for alcoholic ice cream. Godspeed.

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Preparation

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