Tex Winchester's Lone Star Chipmunk Chili (Joke - I think!)

By Hklbrries

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First ya' take 6 - 8 full grown male chipmunks (females are too sweet, young 'uns too small) skin and dice, then brown in butter and garlic. Toss into 4-qt. stew pot with

6 whole tomatoes
2 big (non recyclable) cans of red beans
1 can o' corn
1 large chopped onion
and enough cayenne pepper to make the pope cry

Simmer for 90 minutes or until whiny-assed protesters show up.

Serve and holler, "Chips up!"

Ingredients

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Preparation

Step 1

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