Painkillers for DIF*

By Wewah

(*Dreaded Island Fever)

Ingredients

• 4 parts orange juice
• 1 part coconut cream
• 1 part pineapple juice
• Pusser's Rum to taste

Preparation

Step 1

Put on the Marley
Get gallons of Pusser’s Rum, blue skies, and a palm tree
Add one part white sand per foot
Fill a glass full of ice cubes
Add Pusser’s Rum to taste
Add mix and then grate fresh Granadian Nutmeg over top
Don’t forget the fried Conch, mon!