The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...

By Hklbrries

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

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Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

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The gravesite was piled high with flours. His long-time friend, Aunt
Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded.

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Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll
model for millions.

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Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.

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The funeral was held at about 3:50 for twenty minutes.

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